tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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