you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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