she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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