: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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