But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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