the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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