In America we eat man semen.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We talked him into tasing himself.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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