Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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