Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
i think i just lost a toe
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
