at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
What a dumb baby whore.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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