I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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