Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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