she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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