Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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