I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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