he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
