i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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