I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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