NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
