Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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