i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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