i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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