I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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