Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
