Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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