I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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