just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
