Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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