and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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