i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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