its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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