bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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