i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Bring me that man meat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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