Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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