Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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