so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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