Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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