If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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