I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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