butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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