Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
