is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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