One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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