Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
