You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
