Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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