I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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