You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
3 2 1 whiskey
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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