About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
