What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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