all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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